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2020-01-01 01:00 am
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ATTENTION PEOPLE OF EARTH

Since I'm not very active here in general anymore, let me direct you to my fic comm:

ALL MY FIC IS HERE NOW

I'm pretty much exclusively writing for kpop now as well, so expect that to be what I post there. (Not that I'm not considering other things, but...)

This is pretty much all I'm doing these days SO other than that, feel free to check what I'm doing on twitter or on tumblr.
gollumpanties: (loev hot singers)
2012-12-11 07:32 pm

i'm alive

i'm writing fic i swear

shinee secret santa is due in three days kill me now
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2012-10-13 11:51 am
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PSA

SO IF ANYONE WAS PLANNING TO READ FIC OF MINE THEN PAY ATTENTION

All fic I write from now on will be posted at the writing comm I'm starting with two other friends.
It's still under construction, but I've got my two finished kpop fics posted already.

ALSO PAY NO ATTENTION TO ANYTHING I MAY POST IN THE NEXT DAY OR TWO OVER THERE I'M JUST TRYING TO TORTURE SOMEONE
PAY NO ATTENTION TO ME I'M STUPID
gollumpanties: (it would make me want to die. again.)
2012-06-20 09:56 am
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ahahahahahaha hi guys *slinks back in*

SO HI yeah I'm still alive. That's still a thing. ... yeah.

You might have noticed that I actually posted something a few days ago! Yes! I write fic again! For kpop fandom this time!
I'm hoping that this will actually get me back on here more often, if only to post fic. We'll see. I've been working on a massive college AU crackfic that blew up in my face and is now approaching 10k words SO YEAH.
And I've got two other WIPs lined up and two ideas for after that. I'M GOING TO BE BUSY.

But this is hard to do when I have an actual grownup job, which is why I was so glad to get the kaiPhone! Yes, I have an iPhone now... after finally breaking down and giving in to the smart phone trend. Ugh.
But the web browser is quite lovely. And it's starting to look like I'm going to write all my fics on here, which is... interesting. I don't think a phone is most people's writing platform of choice, but whatever.
Unfortunately my laptop, Jaffacake, is being a little bit of a bitch these days. I think he's on his last legs, tbh. I'm going to have to buy a new laptop and I'm not sure how I feel about this. But at least the kaiPhone is here for me now. ^^

I'm going to try to spend as much time as possible with my children this summer and OH YEAH. I "adopted" two children by which I mean I made more close friends who also happen to be fetuses and apparently I am the eternal umma SO YES. My "children" will hopefully be hanging out with us a lot over the summer.

Uhhhh what else... I think that's mostly it. Once again though, find me on tumblr or twitter if you want more frequent updates on my life. Fair warning, though... There's a lot of fandom flailing.
I'm GollumPanties on both sites!

That's all for now. I've got to go be a responsible adult and maybe even work on fic some more o-orz
gollumpanties: (HARRO)
2012-06-18 09:22 am

[EXO] Translation

Title: Translation
Fandom: EXO (OT12)
Rating: PG
Genre: SHEER CRACK
Word count: 1,745
Pairing(s): only hints (okay maybe slightly more than a hint of taoris)
Crossposted to: Tumblr
Notes: This is all concept and no characterization and it makes me want to die. Sorry. POSTED FROM MY PHONE so better formatting to come later.
Disgustingly unbeta'd o-orz...

(this is a fake cut yes)
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2011-10-15 12:50 am

Annoying tweets of the day

  • 07:59 I'm just going to go ahead and say that slutnew is my favorite tumblr blog ever.
  • 08:13 fff all these people follow me and then immediately unfollow when they realize that this is NOT a quality twitter OTL
  • 08:14 also if twitter doesn't STOP EATING MY TEXTS I will CUT A BITCH
  • 09:57 ... 'you know nothing'? t.co/ECT9jM5h
  • 12:07 Ugghhhh I'm getting a sore throat. This is not the reality I wanted.
  • 22:16 Sweet new headphones! t.co/x5dQJvSh
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2011-10-14 01:19 pm
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Life, the universe, and everything

Ughhh I'm developing a sore throat. THIS IS NOT THE REALITY I WANTED D8

Also, my college FB wife is divorcing me now that I'm an adult with a job. OTL

I ordered some nice new haedphones that will be arriving today, though. So that's good. I may also be meeting my family at a corn maze tonight, so that's good too.
Twitter IS eating every other text I send, which pisses me off. Gdi, is it too much to ask that I be allowed to update ppl on every boring thought that occurs to me?

I need new shoes.

ANYWAY. This week has been unusually hectic and I really just want to go to bed now. Maybe not sleep, but just to lie in a nice warm bed and idk watch FMA Brotherhood or catch up on Merlin or something.

I NEED TO CATCH UP ON MERLIN. Argh. That is a thing that I must do.

I must also actually FINISH the River/Doctor picture I promised my 100th Tumblr follower. ARGH.

I can't even. Just going to go pour hot soothing liquids down my throat and try and get some reports out. Ugh.


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2011-10-14 12:50 am

Annoying tweets of the day

  • 07:43 Twitter really IS eating half of my texts. This is really irritating.
  • 07:45 I had to send that last one twice before it would show up. ARGH.
  • 07:46 AND GDI I FORGOT MY CHARGERS AT HOME AGAIN
  • 07:49 Also I hurt my leg in tkd yesterday, so today is starting off not so awesome anyway. Ugh.
  • 08:47 Well. Cute new guy at the bank today.
  • 09:06 Too bad he's a Hokie. *utter contempt*
  • 11:20 Um. Hello, @carterhargrave and @bukiyuushuu! Thanks for following! ... Is this because I tweeted about TKD? XD
  • 11:29 I'm basically ready for this rain thing to be done. Tired of carrying an umbrella everywhere. 8|
  • 11:55 Pffff I still find brick and white columns familiar and reassuring. t.co/I7XFFjIk
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2011-10-13 12:50 am

Annoying tweets of the day

  • 07:30 Woke up inexplicably at 3:30 this morning and only was tired enough to fall back asleep nearing 6am. Just in time to wake up for work. Ughh.
  • 07:32 Aaaaand I forgot my phone and iPod chargers at home again. fml
  • 07:46 *sigh* Another rainy day... much as I like rain, this is a bit excessive.
  • 08:22 wtf I've got Facebook Official stuck in my head. Aaaaarrghhh.
  • 09:07 Excuse me while I play JYJ's album on a constant loop. Such flawlessness.
  • 09:20 Pffff "Lord Willing Drive." Is there a "Creek Don't Rise Street" too? lol Virginia. Just lol.
  • 09:27 I am torn btw loving and hating these boots. 4-inch heels are... interesting. t.co/FMMQSawS
  • 12:21 About to die... so very very tired. Don't want to go to tae kwon do tonight. D8
  • 14:30 oh my god these files smell like paper excuse me while I go bury my face in them forever
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2011-10-12 12:50 am

Annoying tweets of the day

  • 07:22 Yaaaaay finally got a haircut! t.co/uLR7rVyP
  • 09:04 Pfff my boss doesn't even notice the haircut. Neither did my own dad though, so I'm not surprised. XD
  • 10:52 I just got to be a witness to someone's Will. Badass.
  • 11:26 THOR. EVERYTHING ABOUT THOR. I CAN'T.
  • 11:26 TONY STARK CAN YOU JUST TALK FOREVER PLZ
  • 11:36 I've watched this trailer three times in a row now and I still can't wrap my head around the awesome.
  • 13:53 Good lord, today has been hectic. It's just me and the bosses in the office this week. Oof.
  • 14:34 Pfff my boss wants me to be a notary public. I'm pretty okay with this idea. XD
  • 16:49 So it looks like Twitter keeps eating my tweets. We are not amused. B(
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2011-10-11 08:49 pm
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ALSO BECAUSE I FORGOT TO SAY

WTF WTF WTF IS THIS HEART2HEART BUSINESS

XD

LOL WHAT EVEN IS THIS

To be fair, Facebook Official really was the bad one on the mini-album. I have no idea why they decided to promote with it because it is the most awful thing they could have possibly picked. The others are actually listenable. U and Me, for example, I thought was really cute. It reminded me very much of No Other by Super Junior, and I think it's definitely the way they should go if they're trying to attract the kpop fandom.
The main problem I have is that "Chad Future" has Persistant Doucheface and is skeezing up the entire group. That needs to be fixed.
Nico, however, is just fine the way he is. (gdi, I missed my sparkletext. XD)

THIS DOES NOT MEAN I WON'T BE LOLSTANNING THEM

I WANT TO TROLL THIS ENTIRE FANDOM SO HARD

lol can I be a heart2heart bnf
that would make my fucking life

also they will forever be ~the Heart2Heart oppars~ even though they are almost all younger than me

because it's funny
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2011-10-11 08:39 pm

s-so okay I suck

GAWD I NEED TO ACTUALLY UPDATE

WTF

MY LIFE

s-sob )
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2011-10-10 12:40 am

Annoying tweets of the day

  • 09:12 ugh I have bruises all over from sparring yesterday. IDK why people think I'm even good at it and insist on pairing me with the really g ...
  • 12:25 ... my sister just informed me that Taemin is also catholic. I HAD NO IDEA. I AM A BAD SHAWOL.D8
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2011-10-09 12:50 am

Annoying tweets of the day

  • 12:28 Watching Clueless since my sister has never seen it. This is a tragedy.
  • 14:40 Hey I'm the cool cat meow~
  • 14:41 Get down! NA na na NA na na NA na NA~ GET DOWN!
  • 16:15 My brother is such a domestic sometimes. t.co/bEIJDrfx
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2011-10-08 10:44 pm
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(no subject)

So I realized that I haven't talked about, like. Anything recently.

So here are my thoughts on the Japanese Lucifer MV.

DAT BURRITO WAS DA RUSHIPAH )
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2011-10-08 12:50 am

Annoying tweets of the day

  • 09:44 My hair has gotten far too long... going to get it cut on Monday! t.co/jPFGgNlM
  • 10:42 ... the estate I'm working on lists a daughter named Michael. Um. Okay. XD
  • 10:53 So I think once I finish this River/Doctor pic I've been working on for forever I'm going to draw some Heart2Heart fanart for the lulz. XD
  • 14:48 My friend suggested that I could try to be a Heart2Heart bnf and I lol'd. That would make my LIFE. XD
  • 14:50 Also, I really want to obnoxiously call them all ~oppars~ despite the fact that I am very old and it is very not true for most of them.
  • 19:04 Had delicious Cuban food for dinner with @ultimatecozzie . Now I'm going to bully my sister into finishing Antique Bakery with me. XD
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2011-10-07 07:50 pm

Annoying tweets of the day

  • 21:37 gdi why is my family incapable of letting me go to bed before 11pm? &gt;8(
  • 22:15 Aaaand now my parents are watching loud tv directly above me.I have discovered exactly how thin this ceiling is. fml
  • 22:20 WHAT THE FUCK. I CAN HEAR IT THROUGH MY FUCKING HEADPHONES. GO DIAF. I JUST WANT TO SLEEP ALREADY.
  • 09:44 My hair has gotten far too long... going to get it cut on Monday! t.co/jPFGgNlM
  • 10:42 ... the estate I'm working on lists a daughter named Michael. Um. Okay. XD
  • 10:53 So I think once I finish this River/Doctor pic I've been working on for forever I'm going to draw some Heart2Heart fanart for the lulz. XD
  • 14:48 My friend suggested that I could try to be a Heart2Heart bnf and I lol'd. That would make my LIFE. XD
  • 14:50 Also, I really want to obnoxiously call them all ~oppars~ despite the fact that I am very old and it is very not true for most of them.
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2011-10-06 12:50 am

Annoying tweets of the day

  • 10:31 Dear lord, I've done something really weird to my back. D8
  • 13:45 Dearly as I love Lucifer and all the others, I think Kiss Kiss Kiss is my favorite SHINee happy day song.
  • 13:46 Also, my sister tells me that my new camera is waiting for me at home. So yeah. Good times.
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2011-10-04 12:50 am

Annoying tweets of the day

  • 07:30 Holy crap it's cold out. I mean, considering the weather we've had up until this past weekend.
  • 08:38 The day I discovered my phone's web browser could do tabs was the day I started reading TV Tropes on my phone.
  • 11:12 I lost the hangul chart I've been keeping tucked into my phone. Now how am I going to teach myself to read it? :(
  • 11:34 oh my GOD ZACK said "let's mosey" what even IS this fic? 8D
  • 13:15 Weeeeeell my iTouch just ran out of power because I forgot to bring my charger. Go, me.
  • 13:32 I just realized I spent an obscene amount of money this weekend on bus tickets and a camera for SM Town. Pfffff my life.
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2011-10-03 12:50 am

Annoying tweets of the day

  • 20:08 SO SO SO SO. THE JAPANESE LUCIFER MV. 8DDD
  • 20:09 There is basically only one word that can capture what I am feeling right now, and that is HNNNNNNNGH.
  • 20:10 seriously Taem has reached unholy levels of attractive and that is NOT COOL because he is a TINY CHILD
  • 20:11 Minho tho. Oh my. Noona gusta.
  • 20:14 AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT ONEW AND HIS ATTRACTIVE SCREAMING FOR A MOMENT BECAUSE OH MY GOD
  • 20:15 sorry to all my non-Shawol friends but I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT SHINEE OKAY
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